ryethenovel 146 Pig Head Meat: I Am A Beach Security Guard, Protecting A Fang Ping
146 Pig Head Meat: I Am A Beach Security Guard, Protecting A Fang Ping
Such a big movement attracted the attention of many people. Some outdoor Internet celebrities with mobile phones watched the excitement and rushed forward.
After seeing the whole picture clearly, take a deep breath!
Wang Defa, isn't this the outdoor Xiaoba?
What happened to kneeling on the ground like a dead dog?
The outdoor circle is that big, and those who are a little bit famous all know each other.
Many people have done shows with this Xiaoba,
Xiao Ba has 30 to 40 thousand fans, which is not bad in the outdoor circle.
With such a large body, it fell to its knees on the ground!
This is an unbelievable thing to do anywhere else!
But when he saw the standing humanoid beast,
It all makes sense!
Look at Madoka Madoka next to her, and she probably understands the whole story,
Most likely, Xiao Ba hit up Ms. Xiaoyuan.
It's not good to strike up a conversation, but I actually hit up Lu Lei's girlfriend, it's really boring!
I have always heard that Xiaoba's live broadcast style is like a plaster, thick-skinned.
Complete disregard for the feelings of passers-by.
I must have played the trick of disgusting people again today,
But I didn't expect that what I encountered was no longer a soft sieve,
But a piece of iron. 19
It can only be said that there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, and the sky will spare no one.
While criticizing Xiao Ba, the Internet celebrities also began to examine themselves.
This kind of thing can happen to him,
It can also happen to yourself.
The next time I see such a top-notch beauty, I won't dare to strike up a conversation with you even if I give you a lot of money.
God knows if the person behind it is a gangster.
Xiao Ba knelt down on the ground, the voices of the passers-by seemed to reach his ears
"Is that person being bullied or something, why did he kneel down on the ground?"
"What are you bullying? That's an Internet celebrity who harassed girls on the beach day and night. He deserved it!"
"Oh, that means the murderous man standing there is a good man!"
"Of course, that person's name is Lu Lei, traveling in this land, don't you know the way?"
"I just arrived yesterday, I really don't know each other!"
"Forget it if you don't know him, anyway, if you are an honest tourist, you won't frown on Lu Lei!"
"Is he a black club?"
"No, he only ruled underworld society!"
The little eight people are numb, everyone knows their feelings Lu Lei.
Is he the only one who doesn't know?
Recalling the repeated exhortations of the previous colleague, I regret it.
Those who ride horses, speak fully!
You want to say that the object of this woman is a gangster!
I even hit up a hookup!!
He lowered his head, he really didn't dare to lower it, he was afraid that the other person would bury him again if he was not relieved.
Lu Lei looked at Ms. Xiaoyuan, and now the tacit understanding between the two is that they can communicate only by looking at each other.
Just looking at each other, you know that the latter is no longer angry.
So Lu Lei said: "You are doing outdoor live broadcasting, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes!!" The fat man hurriedly responded, fearing that his reply would be slow, his big boat-like feet stepped on his head.
"I don't want to see outdoor pickups anymore!"
"clear?"
Lu Lei couldn't be with Ms. Xiaoyuan every day.
The latter encountered two strike-ups before, and confided his troubles to Lu Lei. This kind of problem has to be cured from the source, and it is too inefficient to rely on punishment one by one.
"Ah? Don't!!" The fat man was frightened to death when he heard these words, "I don't want to see any more flirtations", and when it reached his ears, it became "You have to die today"!!
He gave himself two big mouths.
"My mouth smells bad, I'm not human, I don't dare anymore..."
"Stop stop!"
Lu Lei hastily interrupted, not understanding why the person in front of him is so timid and thick-skinned, "I mean you spread my words to the outdoor circle, I don't want to see strangers in the outdoors, understand?"
"Understood, understood!"
The fat man nodded sharply, probably understood the meaning, this big guy wanted to solve the problem fundamentally, otherwise his girlfriend would have to bring a bodyguard when she went to the beach.
Men are all visual animals. Even if the two beauties in front of you are not approached today, they will be approached tomorrow. This is bound to happen.
But on horseback?
How did you meet me!!
Fatty felt heartbroken just thinking about it.
Things are clear.
But if he spreads it all by himself, can others really listen to it?
If you have doubts, but dare not say it, you must follow what others tell you.
If it really doesn't work, I can only become a beach volunteer and be responsible for driving out Internet celebrities.
"If you understand, get out!"
Lu Lei was as impatient as coaxing a fly, "It's annoying to see you!"
"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!"
The little fat man rolled round immediately, and rolled away for a long time, until Lu Lei was nowhere to be seen.
It was a big sigh of relief,
Then he immediately took out his mobile phone and made a notification in various outdoor groups: "Urgent notice, Houhai, Sanya, and various beaches, these days, you must never strike up a conversation with strangers outdoors, especially those top-notch beauties! !"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone scoffed——
"What's the matter, Xiao Ba, a supernatural event happened in Sanya? You're so scared!"
"Hahahaha, top beauties don't strike up conversations, but common people? You seem to be joking!"
"Little Ba Xiao Ba, how come the more you live, the more you get better?"
"I'm in Sanya, I'm looking for big brother if I need something!"
Xiao Ba saw the cynicism of these people,
I really want them to taste the oppressive feeling of the bandits, but it doesn't work.
Once these people offend those two beauties 850 again,
Not only will they be unlucky,
I will also be unlucky.
Sighing, he directly posted the live broadcast video to the group. At first, some people sneered, but the group was silent for five minutes!
Xiao Ba knew it would have this effect.
In a word of warning, "Never, never, never strike up a conversation with strangers outdoors, especially top beauties, really, really, if you don't want to sink into the sea, just be obedient!"
After a while, someone in the group replied:
"Isn't this Lu Lei who is riding a horse? How dare you provoke a gangster?"
"It's over now, what he said is tantamount to an imperial decree, I really can't go to Sanya now, I will go there with you for the new year, Xiaoba, you really deserve to die!!"
"There is a loophole, Lu Lei is talking about strangers, so we should have no problem finding those female Internet celebrities to play scripts in the morning, right?"
"That's right, serious anchors are just playing with scripts, so you just gossip and talk nonsense, you really deserve to die!!"
"I don't know, I dare not!!"
Xiao Ba sneered for a while, this Internet celebrity didn't even dare to say a word.
Of course, dare not be the best.
Save him from chasing people by the sea every day!
Oh, right!
It's not dark yet, I don't know if those Internet celebrities listened to me or not!
Xiao Ba picked up his mobile phone and went to patrol the distance like a beach security guard!
He's a beach guard,
Protect a Fang Ping!.