I'm a Taoist priest in North America, and the deity is actually myself.

Chapter 27: Either Impotence or Gay

"How dare they! They've been watching us from the shadows the whole time! What kind of ghost is this, daring to be so arrogant, even jumping right onto my face!"

After thinking it through, Li Xuan felt a surge of anger.

He hunted geese all day long, but the geese were right under his nose and he didn't even notice them!

Now, he was wide awake. He grabbed the peach wood sword, stuffed a handful of talismans into his pocket, and headed downstairs.

"Damn it, if I don't chop you to pieces today, I'll consider my cultivation in vain!"

He was very unhappy about being treated like a fool.

He had a feeling that while he was jumping around like that, that guy might be hiding in the shadows laughing at him.

When Li Xuan arrived at the office, he only saw Nalisa and Ryan sleeping on the sofa.

Among them, Renn slept like a log, while Nalisha clearly didn't sleep well, her limbs were constantly moving, and she kept shouting something.

"How could there not be?"

Li Xuan frowned, then stepped into the Yu Step, facing southeast, bit his tongue, and spat out a mouthful of blood mist. Simultaneously, he pressed his sword-like hands to his temples, chanting rapidly, "Heaven and Earth, Mysterious Origin, Root of All Qi. Cultivate through countless eons, prove my divine power. Open!"

As the last word fell, a sudden burning sensation shot through his brow, as if someone had gently touched it with the tip of a red-hot needle.

The burning pain was fleeting, and then the whole world felt wrong.

A strange perspective came from his eyes; there were no ghosts or monsters in the shop at all.

Instead, wandering spirits roam the streets everywhere; they have no thoughts, only the most primal instincts.

They should have been taken away by the soul-reaping messengers of the underworld, but for some reason, they lingered and wandered in the human world.

These wandering spirits don't even have the most basic ability to harm people, or even the thought of doing so.

They can even appear in broad daylight, but they have no magic power and no thoughts.

Ordinary people cannot see them, and there are no living people in their world.

"That's strange, how come it's not there..."

Li Xuan frowned, secretly wondering if he was just overthinking things.

But then he realized something was wrong.

Behind Nalisa, who was lying on her side, there was a shadow, and inside the shadow, there seemed to be something indistinct.

Li Xuan's eyes lit up, and holding the peach wood sword, he carefully walked over.

Nightmare, hiding in Nalisa's shadow, tensed up instantly when it saw Li Xuan approaching, as if it were ready to flee at any moment.

"Damn it, it's you!"

Upon seeing the thing in the shadow move slightly, Li Xuan's eyes widened, and his right hand instantly thrust down with the peach wood sword.

Swish!

Nightmare had already jumped out the moment he made his move. Li Xuan only saw a cloud of black mist drift away, and it disappeared in just a few quick movements.

He grabbed the peach wood sword and hurriedly chased after it, only to find that the streets were filled with wandering spirits, nothing else, not even a vengeful ghost.

"That's fast! Damn!"

Li Xuan sat down somewhat dejectedly, while Nalisha woke up at that moment.

She was covered in sweat, felt parched, and had a terrible headache.

"Father Li, what are you doing here...?"

Nalisa swallowed hard, feeling extremely thirsty. She got up to find water and opened the bottled water in the box, taking a sip. She felt much better afterward.

"You're being haunted by a ghost. I don't know what it is, but it's causing you to have nightmares."

Li Xuan solemnly warned him.

He genuinely didn't know what that thing was; he had never seen anything like it before.

Moreover, they were extremely cunning, running away directly without ever considering a direct confrontation.

"Cough cough..."

Nalisha was shocked to hear this. She choked on the water she was drinking, coughed a few times, and the water in her mouth dripped down her cheeks and onto her chest, forming a wet patch.

Li Xuan had never seen such a scene before and exclaimed that the monster was awesome.

He turned his body slightly to the side, but his eyes did not follow his body at all. Looking at the scenery from the side, he felt that it was even more beautiful.

Then, she bent down slightly and felt extremely hot all over.

After a while, Nalisha finally recovered. Without even wiping the water from her chest, she ran straight to Li Xuan and asked, "Father Li, what should I do?"

"It's alright, that thing shouldn't dare to come tonight. You can sleep peacefully. I have some matters to attend to, so I'll take my leave now."

After speaking, to avoid losing his composure, Li Xuan reached out and touched his eyes. Once his ordinary eyesight returned, he walked straight outside.

Nalisha's expression changed, and she quickly followed.

"Father! You can't abandon me!"

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

These words immediately made Li Xuan stop in his tracks.

"hiss……"

"You fiend... this old monk really can't subdue you anymore."

Li Xuan knew that the person in front of him was a real woman, and the reason she thought she was a man must have been tricked by that ghost.

Therefore, his desires remained unabated.

"Father Li?"

Nalisa came closer, and just as she was about to ask why they had stopped, she saw Li Xuan's embarrassed state and immediately smiled.

With a slight upturn of his lips and his face tilted back, he laughed, "So our Father Li is quite fond of this kind of thing too. I thought there was something different about you Eastern wizards compared to those priests..."

She had met those priests before, and had often used her body to seek help.

But without exception, none of this had any effect.

But now, Nalisa believes it.

Because she often has nightmares that she can't wake up from.

But now, I'm waking up in the middle of the night.

This shows that Li Xuan is truly capable.

Therefore, all those so-called wizards are fake; it's all this evil spirit harming itself.

"Ahem, Taoist priests are men too, and naturally they have emotions and desires. Besides, we don't abstain from these things."

Li Xuan was exposed, but he was neither ashamed nor angry, and faced it calmly.

Damn it, anyone who can remain calm and collected in the face of such a beautiful woman's wet and alluring body is either impotent or gay!

"Father Li! I've never had a Chinese priest before..."

Nalisha licked her lips and glanced at the Taoist robe Li Xuan was wearing. Although she couldn't understand it, she felt that it had a unique charm.

Having been with many men, she had never actually tasted the flavor of a Taoist priest.

"Oh, Nalisa, please don't say another word, or I'll show you what it means to be powerful."

Li Xuan was really losing control; this woman was too alluring.

It wasn't that he disliked the woman because she was dirty or anything; he just wasn't planning on taking responsibility anyway.

I just didn't want to rush into revealing my first night.

But what he didn't know was that countless people dreamed of having a seasoned, experienced driver to guide them.