ryethenovel Chapter 86 Overseas mercenaries tried to kidnap me, but were repelled by a village auntie's las
Chapter 86 Overseas mercenaries tried to kidnap me, but were repelled by a village auntie's las
The piercing sound of air raid sirens shone secretly in the background of the virtual beach, where a red light flickered discreetly.
Lin Xian lay in the holographic hammock, too lazy to even open his eyelids.
He originally planned to let Liu Rushuang, who was currently fighting in the virtual medieval continent, go out and warm up.
As soon as the thought connected to the helmet, the view of the village boundary marker was seen in the shared surveillance footage.
Aunt Li was leading several of her fellow square dance patrol members, sweeping up fallen leaves at the village entrance with large brooms.
Lin Xian curled his lip in disgust and decisively cut off the communication channel with Liu Rushuang.
With this group of incredibly capable middle-aged women guarding the entrance, there's no need for the internal security guards to work overtime.
He turned over, raised the virtual sea breeze temperature by two degrees, and continued to sleep soundly with a clear conscience.
At this moment, on the outskirts of Qingshui County, twelve elite assassins from the Poison Fang Mercenary Group had already crossed the boundary marker.
The leader, Scarface, held a Gauss-powered rifle and gave a standard special operations tactical hand signal.
The team members scattered like ghosts, advancing rapidly in the shadows of the asphalt road in their tactical boots.
Scarface scanned the quiet village entrance through the multi-million-dollar infrared night vision device on his helmet.
He saw under the streetlights not far away, only a few old women wearing big floral jackets were slowly sweeping the floor.
The mercenary leader, who had crawled out of a pile of corpses, curled up a cruel smirk.
Those Wall Street bigwigs were terrified; they actually spent five billion dollars to send us to this run-down village.
With such a low level of security, lacking even a proper sentry post, he could kidnap the target with his eyes closed.
Scarface lowered his voice on the comms channel, instructing his men to prepare to stab the old women in the neck.
Once they pull off this job, they can buy a huge villa on Miami's sunny beaches with ten young models.
The twelve mercenaries drew their poisoned, matte-finish military knives from their waists and approached silently like venomous snakes.
Aunt Li was holding a heavy, silver-gray metal broom, looking at a pile of leaves with a troubled expression.
These are a few electric brooms that Lin Xian casually had Nano made at the worktable yesterday because he thought they were stirring up dust with bamboo brooms.
The streetlights were dim, and Aunt Li squinted as she touched a red button on the broom handle.
These high-tech gadgets are such a hassle; even the flashlight switch is hidden so deep.
Aunt Li complained and pressed the conspicuous red button hard with her rough thumb.
She expected a small light to come on, but the bristles at the bottom of the broom instantly retracted into the metal casing.
Accompanied by a sharp electromagnetic charging sound, a deep red high-energy laser beam as thick as a bucket shot out.
Scarface was hiding behind a three-meter-high scenic boulder, ready to pounce and slit Grandma Li's throat.
The devastating laser beam sliced through the hard granite like hot butter.
The boulder was sliced in two without any resistance, and dark red lava flowed from the cut, emitting pungent blue smoke.
The night vision goggles on Scarface's head were grazed by a laser at the edge, turning directly into a pool of bubbling molten iron that dripped onto the ground.
The top international assassin was so frightened that his legs trembled, and the military knife in his hand clattered to the ground.
The mercenaries who were just about to make their move were dumbfounded. This was no broom; it was clearly a heavy laser cutting cannon!
Grandma Li was jolted back two steps by the enormous recoil from the broom, her hands flailing wildly uncontrollably.
The destructive laser beam danced wildly in the night sky, carving deep, scorched furrows into the asphalt road at the village entrance.
Oh my god, this broom is short-circuiting! It's shooting sparks out of the air!
Aunt Li panicked, and Aunt Wang and Aunt Zhang next to her were also startled, quickly putting down their brooms.
The three laser brooms simultaneously went out of control and fired, instantly turning half the sky blood red with their red laser beams.
The members of the Venomous Fang Mercenary Group screamed like pigs being slaughtered, forgetting all about concealed tactical maneuvers.
A stray laser beam grazed a mercenary's shoulder, instantly vaporizing his million-dollar bulletproof tactical vest.
Even the ceramic plate, which is said to be able to block anti-materiel sniper rifles, only lasted for 0.1 seconds in front of this laser beam.
The mercenary's sleeve, along with the hair on his body, was burned clean, and his skin smelled of burnt meat.
Fire! Fire now! This is China's secret weapons testing ground; we've been tricked!
Scarface roared hysterically, raising his Gauss rifle and firing wildly in the direction of the older women.
A dozen high-tech rifles fired blue electromagnetic bullets, raining down on several old women.
The red floral-patterned jacket that Aunt Li was wearing, which looked rather rustic, suddenly developed a hexagonal deflecting force field.
The electromagnetic bullets, powerful enough to pierce steel plates, struck the floral jacket with a crisp clanging sound, and were all deflected into the grass by the force field.
Scarface stared at the scene, his eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets, his military common sense shattered into dust.
Several elderly women, dressed in brightly colored floral jackets, not only carried individual deflector shields but also interstellar laser cannons!
How can there be such an outrageous security force in this world? The Pentagon's presidential guard is a joke in front of them.
When Aunt Li heard the clanging sound, she thought someone was throwing stones on the roadside, and her temper flared up instantly.
Alright, what kind of hooligans dare to vandalize our patrol team in the middle of the night? Sisters, give them a good beating!
Three middle-aged women, wielding brooms that were still spraying laser light, charged forward with the agile steps they had honed from square dancing.
Laser beams grazed the mercenaries' scalps, burning their proud tactical hairstyles into patches of baldness.
The deputy captain next to Scarface was so frightened that he dropped his rifle, his knees buckled, and he knelt on the ground, crying and begging for mercy.
Captain, run! If we don't run, we'll be roasted to a crisp by these old ladies who are the terminators of China!
The twelve cold-blooded assassins of the Venomous Fang Mercenary Group completely lost their will to fight and turned to run out of the village.
They wished their parents had two fewer legs, and they scrambled and crawled over the stinking ditch, stumbling and falling as they escaped the boundary marker.
The unlucky guy with half his sleeve burned was running too fast and bumped his head on a telephone pole, continuing to tumble and crawl with a swollen bump.
Fifty billion US dollars is nothing to them. Even if they were given a mountain of gold, they would never set foot in Qingshui County again.
This place has been unilaterally designated as the world's highest-level terrorist restricted area, where even a single glance would shorten one's lifespan.
Aunt Li chased them to the boundary marker, and stopped panting as she watched the dark figures disappear into the night.
She finally found the off button, the laser beam disappeared instantly, and the bristles at the bottom of the broom popped back out.
Running faster than a rabbit, it must be a thief from the next village who came to steal our green onions.
Aunt Wang walked over, swept the leaves on the ground with the broom a couple of times, and complained that although the high-tech broom swept clean, the switch was too hard to find.
The elderly women had no idea that they had just repelled one of the world's top assassin groups, and continued sweeping the floor while chatting and laughing.
In the main control room of the floating manor, the entire scene of this seemingly magical expulsion was recorded on the screen.
Su Xiaoxiao, tired from playing with the holographic helmet, stepped out of the time-travel experience hall and walked into the living room, rubbing her sore eyes.
She happened to see a comical scene on the surveillance screen: middle-aged women chasing mercenaries with laser brooms.
The girl couldn't help but burst out laughing, thinking to herself that Brother Xian's methods of preventing theft were truly amazing; even the village aunties were armed to the teeth.
Her gaze shifted to another screen, which showed Lin Xian lying in a hammock on a holographic island, sleeping soundly without any guard.
Lin Xian's handsome face with its distinct features looked particularly charming under the virtual moonlight, and even the shadows on his eyelashes exuded a fatal sense of languor.
Su Xiaoxiao flipped her phone over and placed it face down on the table. Her fingertips were still hot, and a blush crept up her fair ears.
Chu Yiyi and Shen Youran were still engrossed in fighting monsters in the game dungeon, while Su Qinghan was also burning the midnight oil in her quest to become a mage.
Now, in the entire enormous floating manor, she is the only female protagonist who is still conscious.
Su Xiaoxiao bit her rosy lips, and a cunning glint suddenly flashed in her pure almond-shaped eyes.
These past few days, seeing so many beautiful women in the manor surrounding Lin Xian, she felt as envious as if she had drunk a whole vat of aged vinegar.
Especially that new foreign princess Alice, who, relying on her status, flaunts herself in front of Lin Xian every day, completely disregarding her, her true childhood sweetheart and junior sister.
Su Xiaoxiao tiptoed to the control panel of the smart home system, her slender fingers quickly swiping across the screen.
Using the room access that Lin Xian had previously granted her, she secretly locked the external forced logout channel of the experience center.
In other words, as long as she doesn't unlock it, those rivals who are addicted to the game will have to spend the whole night fighting monsters in the virtual world.
Having done all this, Su Xiaoxiao clapped her hands with satisfaction, like a little fox who had just stolen some fish.
She turned and walked towards the private holographic island lounge where Lin Xian was, her steps as light as if she were dancing a waltz.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be alone, and she's determined to give Brother Xian her own special stamp today.
Su Xiaoxiao pushed open the glass door of the lounge, stepped barefoot onto the fine virtual white sand, and slowly approached the sleeping Lin Xian.