Chapter 12 He Manying
Chapter 12 He Manying
For most of the students in Class 13, studying in a classroom filled with the smells of various secondhand foods was no different from stirring up a pile of shit. In short, it was a torment that combined sleepiness, hunger, annoyance, and boredom. The crickets in their throats were so tight that their anuses were practically clenched shut.
desolate.
The model couple who sat in front of me, who had been buried alive by exam papers for a day, finally came back to life and started dealing with the tedious and trivial matters of marriage. Liu Lan and Ran Qingfeng were like scanners, each writing furiously on their exam papers, looking at one page while writing on another. Lu Chi was doing nothing, waiting for a spot in the toilet.
"Man, what's the meaning of your name, He Manzi?"
"Oil!"
"Oh my, it's only been an afternoon and it's already started? How greasy!"
"My mom changed it. After she divorced my dad." Shan Heman gripped the pen tightly with her slender, white fingers. She seemed to be a bit of a bot, answering every question, but she hid her face completely in her arms, speaking in a soft voice: "I used to be called Shan Keying."
"Cough, that sounds good, that sounds good!" This mouth of his, does he have to be so annoying? Lu Chi clicked his tongue, then suddenly pointed: "My human prodigy! This kid is terrifyingly powerful!"
I mean, the attempt to change the subject was clumsy, but someone was there to chime in, so Liu Lan obligingly chimed in: "Stop arguing! Let me see what's going on. Wait, Man, what you've written, is that a math test?"
Dan Heman looked a little confused: "Um..."
"You know how to do it?"
"Um..."
In a flash, even Zhou Zijin and Zhu Gaizhi in front turned around abruptly. Five pairs of eyes darted around, their gazes piercing and piercing, making Shan Heman tremble uncontrollably, looking weak, pitiful, and helpless.
"I declare! Group Seven! Is saved!"
"Thank heavens! They've finally spared us a math whiz! We don't have to wait for someone else's illiterate exam paper anymore!"
"I hereby declare, Man, you are now the god of Group Seven!"
"Xiaoman, no, Sister Man, what kind of tribute do you want?"
These people, spouting nonsense, disgusted Lu Chi. He simply brought out his tea set, poured himself a glass of iced tea, and said, "Full! Drink this cup to the brim!"
Dan Heman took the teacup with a mixture of fear and dazedness, feeling as if he had entered some indescribable organization and participated in some incredible, mysterious ritual.
drink.
A scene filled with laughter and joy.
Copying exam papers is risky, and being copied is also risky. It's like trying to conceive; it all depends on fate. If you're discovered by a few lucky people, they'll basically copy your papers relentlessly until their hands are sore.
Liu Lan suddenly asked, "Man, have you been assigned a dorm room yet?"
"Me...?" Shan Heman said, "301, I just arrived this morning, I haven't seen my roommates yet..."
"What? What's going on, Lao Yang? Our group isn't even assigned to the same dorm?" Ran Qingfeng immediately gave instructions: "Liu'er and I still have empty beds in our dorm. Lu Chi, it's your turn. Can you handle it?"
Lu Chi made a decisive gesture: "Wrapped!"
Zhou Zijin glanced around a few times, then pulled out her phone and quickly typed: "Sister Man, Xiaozhi and I will take care of your toiletries and daily necessities for this semester. We'll deliver them before evening classes end. Crazy Uncle, please pick them up at our usual spot. If you have any favorite cosmetics, clothes, or other brands, just tell me. We can bring you anything available on the market; we have our own duty-free channels!"
Dan Heman hurriedly said, "No...don't..."
Upon hearing this, Liu Lan immediately felt she should also show off: "Man, from now on, if you get into a fight with another dorm, I, Liu Huangshu, will absolutely not allow my third brother's exquisite face to suffer even the slightest harm. Let them all scratch me, scratch me!"
Ran Qingfeng gritted her teeth, feeling that she really had nothing to offer, so she straightened her back, invited the pair of capitalists lying on the table, and, with her eyes closed, just went for it: "Touch them! They're so soft!"
"Tch~" *n
"Ran Qingfeng, you disgust me!"
"That's it?"
"Damn it, isn't that enough? Do you have it? Do you have it? Or do you have it?"
This was a direct, face-to-face attack. Zhu Gaizhi scoffed, "Tch, that's boring. Lu Chi even has abs. Why don't you touch his abs, sis?"
Zhou Zijin quickly steadied her clever tongue: "Ahem, my wife, please, please excuse my poor attempt!"
"Eh~"
"Civilization belongs to everyone!"
Dan Heman couldn't find a topic she could take over, or rather, a topic she could chime in on, after a long silence. Finally, she managed to squeeze out, "You guys don't live on campus? Isn't this all boarding school?"
Liu Lan shook her head and sighed, "Class, this is class. I didn't want someone as innocent and naive as you to be exposed to the harsh realities of society so early, but you have to understand, the rich are different from us!"
Zhou Zijin stopped in her tracks: "You're at it again, you bastard! What are you barking about?!"
Liu Lan spoke rapidly: "Those shameless parents of theirs bought them two apartments between Yancheng University and its affiliated high school, across from each other. They've been shameless for ages! This is what you call a family marriage!"
This enormous amount of information was clearly beyond Dan Heman's mental processing capacity: "Huh??"
Zhou Zijin wanted nothing more than to explode and give Liu Lan a piece of her mind: "My family just runs a small factory, and we don't even earn as much as the wages we pay out. What kind of nonsense is this about a family marriage? Liu Lan, do you believe I'll kill you right now and make my Xiaozhi refine the postgraduate recommendation pill?!"
"Dude, calm down. We don't have that kind of rule in high school!"
"Where is Lu Chi?"
"Class, it remains the wicked class!"
Lu Chi panicked: "Damn it, it's like a dog barking! Isn't this my deskmate's job?"
Ran Qingfeng rolled up her sleeves: "You think I won't make you fly, huh?"
Watching the group locked in combat, Shan Heman felt a little scared. Her gaze darted back and forth between Zhou Zijin and Zhu Gaizhi, and she hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but couldn't: "Um...you guys..."
Zhu Gaizhi chuckled: "Hmph, give him the guts!"
"yeah?"
"My parents are having a second child!" the eldest son said, his expression filled with pain and despair. He slowly put his arm around Zhu Gaizhi's shoulders. "I've been through so much with her in this life, I have no choice but to marry her!"
"yeah?"
Zhu Gaizhi was very respectful of this marriage, his smile remaining unchanged: "When you get home tonight, open those three durians in the fridge, and remember to remove the seeds."
Liu Lan was filled with respect: "I laugh at Zi Jin's lack of strategy!"
Ran Qingfeng pried open Lu Chi's fingers and forcefully gave a thumbs-up: "I admire Zhu Gai's ambition!"
Lu Chi: "Three times in and three times out!"
Dan Heman shifted his body, realizing that his mindset was actually too optimistic. He had worked hard all day, but in the end, he still felt out of place.
"No, don't blame yourself..."
"This tacit understanding is something we've cultivated for over a decade!"
"Judging from Sister Man's extraordinary talent and prodigious appearance, she will surely master her divine skills in just over a month!"
"Indeed!"
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