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Chapter 42 "Little sister, little sister, can you smile at your big brother? I've lived th

Seeing the enthusiastic and positive attitude of these city bumpkins, Lu Chi felt very gratified as a father. He simply put down his knife, found a small stool, sat down, and started slacking off, while giving orders: "It's all cleaned up! Perfect, some people can't stand rough edges, so don't miss a single corner. If there's even a hair, you'll be held responsible!"

"What are you saying? What are you saying? Lao Lu, you're slapping us in the face! Who do you think you are? Lao Lu, let me tell you, this pig today looks like it just came out of a bathhouse, all shiny and gleaming!"

"Damn it, Lin Dong, are you ever going to stop? Let me play for a bit, let me play for a bit!"

"Are you sure about this? Are your hands pig's trotters? You'd make a pig's skin peel off from all that sliding around! The pig might as well have died a wasted life!"

"That's right, get out of here!"

"There's another one coming up, damn it, don't you dare steal it! Poet, I just got it a second ago, only a second ago!"

Actually, plucking the hair wouldn't take much time. After rinsing it clean, Lu Chiqin stabbed and wiped it with his knife, and the pig's head fell off. He held it up by the ears for a long time, but no one reached out to catch it.

A group of people stood frozen in shock, some staring at Lu Chi with wide eyes, others involuntarily touching their necks: "Damn it, Lu, how are you so skilled?"

"Teacher, we now know, we really do have a friend who frequently dismembers people..."

"Damn, there's not a single knife mark on this bone!"

"Lu, tell me, are you having some other part-time job behind everyone's back?"

Lu Chi's gaze swept across the room, and he said in a sinister tone, "You've all eaten so many of my steamed buns, don't you ever think about why they're so delicious? You don't really think Old Zheng has some secret recipe, do you?"

In Yanchuan, the pig is slaughtered by opening the front door and removing the entrails first, unlike some places where the back is opened to separate the meat. When Lu Chi opened the pig's anus and cut it open, the group of people looked utterly horrified, their teeth clenched. When the intestines rolled into the large basin, the girls, who were already numb, finally realized what they had just seen and scattered in a panic, screaming in terror.

"Grilled... um... liver... sandy liver!" Zhu Shulan, wearing a fluffy cartoon hat with ears, rode in on the back of the dark blue horse, happily stretching out her fair hands to Lu Chi. She almost blurted out "Godfather!" She grimaced in relief, feeling incredibly clever: "Grilled sandy liver!"

Ran Qingfeng + Liu Lan + Zhu Gaizhi: "Hey! Little Bamboo! Where's your sister??"

Zhu Shulan puffed out her cheeks, now it was time for Su Zhushulan's "Bamboo Rat Lan Time": "Big Bamboo! It's Big Bamboo! I'm the older sister!"

Shule scratched his head like a big chimpanzee, completely charmed: "Holy crap! What an adorable little sister! What a beautiful dog!"

Bamboo Rat Lan: "⊙﹏⊙!"

"Why are you swearing at me? That's so rude! Holy crap! This dog?!"

"Little sister, little sister, can you smile at your big brother? I've lived this long and never died... Ah... I won't smile. Then can you let this dog smile at my big brother?"

"Akaishi! Wow! Where did this pretty little girl come from?"

"Lu Chi! His crime deserves death! The wounds of betrayal will never heal!"

"Ahhh..."

Lu Chi was too lazy to pay attention to these loudmouths. He first removed the pancreas, then sliced ​​off several long, flat strips of meat from the belly and put them in a bag: "Stay away from these lunatics! Take your bunch of aunties to get some charcoal!"

"Whose auntie??"

"Locked Lu, you..."

"Huh?"

Zhu Shulan was overjoyed: "Mmm!"

Then, following the same pattern, they tricked the Eighth Master into giving them the second piece of liver. They also gave him several large pieces of meat, which weighed about five, six, seven, or eight pounds in total. It was a huge lump, which they hung on Shen Lan's body and then walked away.

A group of animals, their eyes fixed on him like stalkers, didn't dare look too closely, lest they be gossiped about by the others. However, when they turned around, their expressions were naturally lewd and predatory: "Lao Lu, that's where you went wrong! Tell me! Don't you trust your brothers?"

"Outrageous!"

"What is the purpose of deceiving superiors and concealing the truth?"

Lu Chi's dagger had somehow been replaced by a small hand axe. With a swift, sweeping motion, he executed a cold, gleaming axe flourish: "Hmm?"

A bunch of livestock chuckled, "Master~"

"Stop spouting nonsense and hold onto your pig's leg properly, or I'll send everyone's girlfriends flying with this one swing of my axe!"

A series of crisp cracking sounds continued without stopping as the spine split in two, pulling out a round, white spinal cord with blood-red veins from head to tail, completely unharmed, without a single scratch visible on its surface.

Over there, Eighth Master's progress bar even surpassed Lu Chi's in one fell swoop. There was a piece of pork belly lying on the table, another piece under the table, and half a rib hanging to the side.

The group looked this way and that way, feeling like they didn't have enough eyes to see everything.

Change the knife, squeeze the kidneys, cut the fat edges, tear the fat, remove the tenderloin, add an extra inch of incision to the fat, remove the thick ribs with meat, separate the front shoulder and hind hip, cut the outer spine into five pieces, remove the bloody neck meat, make a ring cut on the front shoulder and trotters and continue to make several cuts to bring out the bone, remove the hind hip, leg bone and tail bone directly, and the battle is over with half a pig, all done in one smooth and efficient manner.

Ran Qingfeng groaned, "Damn it, I don't think my little body can last three minutes against Lao Lu..."

"Don't rush, there's still time to take off your clothes."

"Don't panic, you might as well stick your butt out like you did before."

"Don't panic, it still has a mouth."

"You guys are really enough! A bunch of filthy things!" Shu Le, the 1.9-meter-tall, 200-pound strongman from Shiokawa, scratched his ears and cheeks, looking even more like a gorilla: "Damn it, if I had this skill, I'd definitely stand on the table and demonstrate it during Chinese New Year!"

Zhou Zijin glanced at him and scoffed, "You can still go up now. We have so many mouths to feed, one more or less won't make a difference, but losing you would be a real loss!"

Lao Yang once said: "I don't want this class to have one more person, nor do I want this class to have one less person!"

"Lu, this beautiful young lady was originally planning to talk to you about the dowry fragments..." Ran Qingfeng affectionately hooked her arm around Lu Chi's, her words carrying the composure of a seasoned artist: "But now, I have no choice but to reluctantly part with them and sell them secondhand, otherwise even my own mother might not recognize me!"

Lu Chi remained completely unfazed, his eyes looking down at Lu Chi with disdain: "You? You won't amount to much! At most, you'd only make a soup with the tough-as-nails!"

Ran Qingfeng immediately broke down: "Lao Lu, are you even human?"

The pig's carcass was disposed of, but its intestines were still there. A whole set of offal—intestines, stomach, heart, liver, spleen, etc.—was handled by a dozen people, causing chaos and commotion.

"Damn, this thing looks kind of cringeworthy?"

"Holy shit, watch out, bang bang, I'm covered in shit!"

"Stop rinsing! Just flush the whole pipe with water! Holy crap, is this something a human would do?"

"Help! Help me! Help me! Help me!"

Slaughtering a pig isn't actually difficult; the most time-consuming part is cleaning up all the mess and turning it into food. Zhou Zijin fiddled with her camera, her expression serious: "I reviewed it once. From the moment Lao Lu stabbed me until the dismemberment was complete, it took a total of seven minutes and eighty-nine seconds. I'd call it a male high school version of Lao Lu dissecting a pig!"

"What about Eighth Master? Who's faster?"

"I didn't record!"

"Ding Cheng?"

"Huh? These mourning clothes are so crowded, I didn't even get a chance to record them..."

"Feiwu! Just tell me if there's anything I can count on you for!" Lu Chi looked at Zhou Zijin: "After you finish editing, lend me some of the footage, especially the part about cleaning up the water. Maybe those Bilibili users will like that..."

Zhou Zijin scoffed, "Lend it to you? Pay copyright fees! Do you think I don't want to publish it myself? Do you think I spent five yuan for nothing? I've already paid the money!"

"You two are crazy! Go get an enema!"

"Oh no, I forgot to take a picture with the pig! Come on, Zhou, let me and everyone else take one!"

"You son of a bitch, get lost!"

Lu Yuan, Lu Xingyuan, and a few others who went up the mountain to help were completely surrounded by a large group of male and female high school students. They were practically being coaxed into becoming embryos by the middle school students. They would rather delay the work than stop them from explaining all sorts of intestinal cleaning, gutting, and even cooking and eating tips.

"After cleaning the intestines, don't rush. Let them sit in the snow and rub them like this. Then, after they're cooked, rub them again. That will make them crispier and more fragrant!"

"The same applies to heart, liver, and kidneys; if you're too lazy to cook, you won't make a good dish!"

"These intestinal fats are all good stuff. You can use them to fry three kinds of chicken combs, and the caul fat is even better for wrapping liver and grilling..."

"blablabla..."