ryethenovel Chapter 22 Accidentally wiped out the local Ox-Head and Horse-Face household registration book
Chapter 22 Accidentally wiped out the local Ox-Head and Horse-Face household registration book
Tang Ying was dumbfounded: "Miss, do you know what Brother Zhou used to do?"
Such a clean and decisive bone setting and smashing, without even a moment's hesitation.
Xiaoxue was stunned: "I don't know. He said he usually stays at home playing games when he has nothing to do."
Lingtu swallowed hard: "Brother Zhou is indeed a professional among professionals." Only a tough guy like him is trustworthy.
Bullet screen section:
"Is this a live-action drama? Can AI produce this effect?"
"I've only seen such brutal bone setting and smashing in certain places."
"Dude, these are your own hands and legs, why are you hitting them so hard?"
"Getting kicked out from the second floor, this script is too exciting!"
On Lingtu and Xiaoxue's phone screens, a bunch of viewers exclaimed how exciting it was, showering them with virtual gifts, and the number of viewers in the live stream quickly began to soar.
Bullet screen section:
"Spirit Rabbit, if you come upstairs, I'll give you a reward of ten thousand yuan right now!"
"Stop fooling around, don't go up to the third floor! Just go to the second floor, and I'll give you ten thousand!"
"If they fight this fiercely, they'll probably kill Lingtu and Xiaoxue if they go up to the third floor. Even just taking a quick snapshot from the second floor would be fine!"
"I'll give it to you right away! Hurry up and bring it on!"
In no time, gifts worth tens of thousands of yuan filled the phone screen.
The clever rabbit swallowed hard: "Shall we...go?"
I'm taking a gamble. If I win, the immediate benefits and long-term effects will mean I won't have to worry about going to work and getting scolded by my boss for the next ten years.
Xiaoxue touched her waist bag: "I can go, but only for a short while. The things I have in my arms can only last for eleven times."
Theoretically, with eleven Five Thunder Talismans, one Exorcism Talisman, and one Palm Exorcism Talisman, they could withstand two attacks from each of the five evil spirits and still have some left over.
Xiaoxue shouted, "Brother Zhou! Can we go up to the second floor?"
The roars of the evil spirits on the third floor mingled with the thunder, making it impossible to hear anything else.
Tang Ying breathed a sigh of relief: "Then let's not go. Safety first."
"I can go up! But don't come to the third floor! I just snapped one up... Ouch, my thigh! Are you two dogs?!"
Xiaoxue said firmly, "Brother Zhou really cares about me. Even when he's risking his life, he doesn't forget to tell me. Just go for it! I trust Brother Zhou!"
There's an exorcism talisman in my left palm. If any evil spirit dares to get close, I'll slap it and then give it a Five Thunder Talisman and a homework book!
With Zhou Zheng's words, Xiaoxue and Lingtu's confidence soared, and they strode up to the second floor, their fear vanishing instantly.
The three of them had just reached the second floor and were peeking out curiously at the battle situation on the third floor when the ceiling in the nearby corridor suddenly exploded, and Zhou Zheng's figure fell out and crashed to the floor.
Zhou Zheng thumped twice on the floor, catching his breath from the fall. He needed a healing spell to regain his composure. He stood up, his Demon-Slaying Sword planted in the ground, and raised his hand to the three dumbfounded people: "Don't panic, it's a minor problem. I slipped and fell. I have a clever plan; I'll transform and take him down right now! Super Thunder Spell, activate!"
[Blood Burning Technique, Activate!]
Zhou Zheng's body began to emit a faint blue light. He leaped up, grabbed the edge of the hole with his left hand, and two white lights flashed across his legs. He used the momentum to climb to the third floor. In the blink of an eye, he roared "Ah ya ya ya" and rushed into the depths of the corridor. Immediately afterward, a great lightning bolt engulfed the roar of the evil spirit.
Tang Ying stared in disbelief: "He's practically a superman."
Xiaoxue was stunned: "Is Brother Zhou strong or weak? Why do I get the feeling that he's both strong and weak?"
The spirit rabbit was bewildered: "I don't know, but it must be very strong, right?"
"BOOM!!!"
A terrifying clap of thunder suddenly exploded, and the lightning engulfed the entire third floor. The lightning shone down through the hole, almost blinding the three people. The strong tremor caused the villa floor to shake slightly, and the three people lost their balance and hurriedly leaned against the wall to stand still.
Bullet screen section:
"The acting and special effects are absolutely divine; this would be a masterpiece even in the entertainment industry."
"Is this really a script? Could a real script have been mixed in?"
"It's absurd that the whole villa is shaking; you can't really be serious, can you?"
"Damn it, don't let you all fly in the sky while we're running on the ground! Spirit Rabbit! Take us with you on your cultivation journey!"
Ling Tu Qian laughed and replied to the comments: "Isn't it amazing? I think so too."
Xiaoxue shook her head, brushing off some dust, and called out, "Brother Zhou! Did you win?"
"We won! Just a moment, I'll wipe my face and come down."
A series of lively footsteps started running from the third floor, and in a few breaths they reached the stairwell. They jogged down the stairs from the third floor, carrying a high-voltage electric sword that emitted a blue light.
Zhou Zheng wiped his face and body with his tattered battlefield clothes, gritting his teeth: "That old bastard is really outrageous. He opened one shield after another, and his strength is ridiculously great. If I didn't know how to heal, I would have been beaten to death."
Xiaoxue breathed a sigh of relief: "All wiped out?"
Zhou Zheng nodded: "Yes, all the evil spirits were wiped out, but one survived. Originally, I wanted to use a soul-binding talisman to negotiate and capture them all alive, but that old geezer kept asking for blood food. How could I let that go? I just drew my sword and stabbed him to death!"
The spirit rabbit stared wide-eyed: "They...they were all killed? So quickly?"
Zhou Zheng laughed heartily, one hand on his hip: "Although the process was a bit bumpy and I almost got beaten to death, the result was wonderful—a resounding victory!"
After a moment of smugness, Zhou Zheng waved to the camera and grinned, "Thank you everyone for your support. That's all for tonight's live stream. We'll do another AI-generated script next time. Meeting adjourned!"
Upon hearing this, Xiaoxue decisively turned off the live stream and rushed forward to check on Zhou Zheng's injuries.
Lingtu, reluctant to leave, looked at the screen filled with gifts worth tens of thousands of yuan, and ended the broadcast with tears in her eyes: "I'm off, brothers, see you tomorrow."
The money I made in just a few minutes was more than I would have made in a year of live streaming.
Zhou Zheng hurriedly slapped Xiaoxue's hand away: "What are you doing? Trying to take advantage of me? I'm not hurt, bro, I have healing abilities comparable to Wolverine!"
Xiaoxue looked closely and noticed that Zhou Zheng's wounds were slowly healing. She exclaimed in surprise, "Is cultivating immortality this great? And there's even immortality?"
Zhou Zheng gestured for her to move aside quickly, then took out his phone: "There's still a little spirit here that needs to be released. Let me search for how to recite the Resurrection Mantra. Oh, it's quite short. I'll try reciting it."
"Supreme decree, transcend your lonely soul... cough cough, my throat, damn it, that old bastard almost strangled me. Supreme decree, transcend your lonely soul. Wait, does this require using spiritual energy? Supreme decree, transcend your lonely soul, all ghosts and demons... hiss, this seems to require a certain intonation, let me check how to pronounce it."
Zhou Zheng scratched his head, and could only start searching for strategy posts in frustration, to see how to pronounce this in order to make it work.
Xiaoxue watched from the side, thoughtfully turning on the light.
……
In front of a noodle shop located below an old building on the edge of an abandoned old development zone.
Xu Fan slurped up his noodles, picked up a piece of braised pork with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth, then took a sip of iced cola, his eyebrows flying up in delight: "Uncle, it has to be yours, the taste is absolutely authentic."
The white-haired, beard-wiping boss wiped his scarf and sat down, chuckling, "If it weren't for you still working here, I would have gone home to retire long ago. Why did you have to do this job, guarding a cemetery? It's so inconvenient to find a wife. Look at you, how old are you? Nobody's here for your birthday, you just have to make do with this bowl of noodles."
Xu Fan grinned and said, "The Xu family is my family, after all. Shouldn't I protect them?"
"Ding-dong, ding-dong..."
Xu Fan's expression tightened slightly. He picked up his phone, tapped the screen, and saw a signal source pop up on the work interface, indicating that someone was chanting the Soul Crossing Sutra.
It made a sound, then the signal source disappeared.
The boss glanced at it: "Did your boss send you a message? At this hour?"
Xu Fan's expression tightened slightly: "Uncle, you know how serious the overtime work is these days... Something's not right. I can't afford for something to go wrong while I'm just out grabbing a bowl of noodles, can I?"
The signal source disappeared quickly, but it was definitely in an inauspicious area.
Xu Fan stared intently at the screen, silently praying that the phone was malfunctioning.
"Ding-dong, ding-dong..."
It made two sounds and then disappeared instantly.
Xu Fan hurriedly stood up, grabbed a tissue and wiped his mouth haphazardly: "Uncle, I'm going to work overtime first. I'll pay for this when I get back."
Xu Fan rushed out of the noodle shop and turned into a cloud of black mist at the corner, flying towards the ominous place.
The shopkeeper sighed as he listened to the footsteps disappear around the corner, got up to get a lid to cover the bowl of noodles: "It's just a pity for that child."
……
Stumbling and faltering, with Xiaoxue's help and corrections, Zhou Zheng finally managed to find the right tone and successfully recite the Resurrection Mantra.
As soon as Zhou Zheng finished reading, he saw a green health bar flying towards him like a bird in the distance to his right.
Zhou Zheng was taken aback: "Ox-Head and Horse-Face capturing souls?"
This Soul-Crossing Scripture isn't working either. I thought it would automatically send people to the underworld, but it turns out it calls people over to do the work.
Xu Fan (First-Tier Underworld Soul Reaper)
Xiaoxue: "Huh? Ox-Head and Horse-Face are coming?"
The spirit rabbit, terrified, quickly shrank behind Xiaoxue: "Don't scare me, I don't want to die!"
Tang Ying's expression remained unchanged: "They've come to ferry souls; it's none of our business."
Xu Fan's green health bar passed directly through layers of obstacles and condensed in the second-floor corridor.
Xu Fan looked at Zhou Zheng carrying the Thunder Magic Sword, then at the visible signs of battle before him, his face trembling: "You killed them all?"
Zhou Zheng was taken aback: "This Soul Transfer Scripture doesn't directly transfer souls; it's calling you over to collect them?"
Xu Fan's eyes were slightly bloodshot: "You killed them all?"
Zhou Zheng glanced at the green health bar above his head and leaned back tactically: "All five evil spirits are dead, and there's still one small one left on the third floor."
Xu Fan rushed up the stairs to the third floor, crying out in anguish, "Grandpa!!!"
Zhou Zheng watched the Soul Reaper rush up to the third floor, then touched his nose: "Does this villa belong to the Xu family?"
The spirit rabbit nodded blankly: "Yes."
Xiaoxue swallowed hard: "Could it be what I'm thinking?"
Tang Ying held the Five Thunder Talisman: "These Five Thunders should work on him too, right?"
Zhou Zheng looked at the green health bar on the third floor: "Uh, it worked, but I don't recommend using it. I think I've reduced his household registration book to just one page."
On the third day of cultivating immortality, he wiped out the local household registration of Ox-Head and Horse-Face.
This... shouldn't be my fault, right? Lei Zu sent me here.
Yes, that's right. Lei Zu sent me here to slay evil, so you can't blame me.
Hmm, what if this guy is a bad guy too? Should I send him to reunite with his family?
Zhou Zheng took out three coins and tossed them, then consulted Lei Zu.
Not a bad person
Zhou Zheng regretfully stuffed the coin back into his pocket. If Xu Fan insisted on seeking revenge, he would have no choice but to send him off to his family with tears in his eyes, from a personal standpoint.
I know you're not a bad person, I just have a different stance from you.