I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 668 - 667: Rainbow Flattery Output Moment

This excessive curse, no doubt, has successfully threatened some people.

It’s just... the more I think about it, the hungrier I get.

Turns out, the hunger drove me crazy—even cursing others made me hungry.

When I turned back to see the packed lunch boxes stacked under the canopy off-camera, I immediately felt my mouth water impatiently.

Ignoring whether anyone else was laughing, she returned to her position and urged Cheng Zhirang: "Forget it, I won’t fuss anymore, come on, Brother Cheng, let’s hurry and start the next round."

Cheng Zhirang: "Alright. After Li Yang, it was Chu Qiu who was eliminated by a note I stuck on him. Then it was me, eliminated by the fifth card. As for what the fifth card was, I only caught a glimpse; the numerical code was 096."

Not whatever Mu Qiu said about 001.

He glanced at her from the corner of his eye, seeing her trying hard to act innocent. Without exposing her, he just lifted a hand towards their direction: "The fifth card should have been found by Chu Qiu. Why don’t you introduce it?"

Chu Qiu was still under Guan Yu’s violent threat, poked Mu Qiu’s shoulder, and said: "Mu Qiu, you introduce it instead. I’m afraid while speaking, Guan Yu might cut my tongue out."

"Is she really that violent?"

"Look at her hand."

Everyone looked down at Guan Yu’s hand, her thumb and index finger bent in a strong pose, as if ready to snap a vegetable stalk.

Mu Qiu promptly nodded to take on the task: "Then take care, I’ll do it."

She poked Zhao Yu, who didn’t need any words to automatically take out the fifth card, raise it for everyone to see, including the camera.

"The fifth card is the SCP—096, the monster is the tall ghost you all just saw. It’s called the Shy Guy, usually just a shy, socially awkward recluse.

But if someone sees its face directly, or its image, picture, it will enter a state of panic screaming, then break through any obstruction to kill that person.

After Chu Qiu activated this card, he casually threw it on a road everyone might pass by, intending for whoever picked it up to be eliminated immediately. If ideally executed, the remaining few would all be wiped out by 096."

"So it’s the same old trick," Shu Ran said speechlessly.

The victims Han Xizheng and Shi Yuhuai also looked at him, Shi Yuhuai even frowned and scorned him: "Why do you love littering things everywhere?"

Chu Qiu, known for littering things everywhere, dared not move, accepting criticism like a quail.

After everyone’s reproaches, he cautiously raised his trembling hand, promising: "Just these two times, it won’t happen next time."

Guan Yu: "Don’t worry, you won’t have a next time either."

"...Can you stop pinching me while speaking? It hurts, boohoohoohoo."

Guan Yu disdainfully released his thigh flesh, shaking her hand: "The flesh is quite tight."

Poor Chu Qiu covered his thigh with a whimper, also saying: "But my plan didn’t succeed this time, encountering Mu Qiu and Zhao Yu, the plan just withered at its inception."

Mu Qiu squinted her eyes: "But you were unwilling, picked up a 902 card and gave it to Zhao Yu, then buried a landmine and blew up Brother Cheng. Tsk tsk, this villain is relentless, like wildfires that seem to burn out but spring back with the spring winds."

Chu Qiu shut his mouth again, glancing at them pitifully and pretending to be meek.

She clicked her tongue, then turned to speak about herself: "After Brother Cheng was out, it was my turn. I had three lives, used one against 173, another one when blown by 096.

Originally, I should have one left; if I had it, maybe I could have changed the ending. Alas, the timing of 813’s effect was incredibly confusing, leaving me in second place."

"That’s such a Versailles comment," said Chen Yi, the last team member, looking at her with immense grievance, "you’re a team, it doesn’t matter who’s first or second. Think about me and Brother Huai."

Mu Qiu replied smoothly: "That’s true, compared to you guys, I should be content."

Chen Yi sighed, then apologized to Shi Yuhuai: "Really sorry, Brother Huai, for causing you to get last place again."

He got last place again, hahaha, how amusing.

Shi Yuhuai avoided him with disdain and said: "Never mind, I said there’s a way to fix it, just help me give that bowl of vegetables."

"Being last isn’t that bad; I did contribute, so why feel guilty?"

Shi Yuhuai rolled his eyes.

Cheng Zhirang tapped his fingers on the mic, producing a crisp sound that drew everyone’s attention.

"Now that all eleven eliminations are clear, we still haven’t congratulated Zhao Yu on winning first place."

Everyone clapped like sea lions. Zhao Yu bowed ninety degrees, bending toward both sides to express thanks.

"Thanks to everyone for going easy on me, thanks to my teammates’ rich knowledge of monsters, and thanks to me for never stepping into Chu Qiu’s paper trap."

The people standing at the back once again raised their feet to peek at their shoe soles, the small pieces of paper still stuck underneath.

This method is truly evil, earning a spot among the top three sabotaging methods throughout the many episodes of the show.

Not seeing their foot-checking actions, Zhao Yu finished thanking everyone, then added nonchalantly:

"Though I survived the longest, it was really just by leeching. If we talk MVP this round, it should be the person with the most kills. Sister Shu Ran and Brother Chu Qiu, you’re the real MVPs with cheats."

Looking at the stats, among the three betrayers, Cheng Zhirang leveraged the 813 delay to snipe Shu Ran and Mu Qiu, finally using 049 to kill Chu Qiu.

Shu Ran, relying on the 049 and 173 cards, instant sniped Guo Yin, Chen Yi, Shen Zhousong, and Li Yang.

And Chu Qiu, initially finding no cards, managed to use 049 to instant snipe Shi Yuhuai, Han Xizheng, and Guan Yu, and in his departure set Zhao Yu up to eliminate Cheng Zhirang, causing Mu Qiu to lose a revival chance.

In essence, Chu Qiu killed five people, setting a record for the most snipes.

This is truly the person with the highest damage output.

Chu Qiu waved his hand, unwilling to accept this honor: "Heh, I only achieved such excessive damage through a small plot. If anyone played the best, it was Mu Qiu—"

"Using 049 meant for saving, to kill, lending us the knife, effortlessly achieving eight eliminations, truly epic."

Praised, Shu Ran didn’t mind the vanity, nodding along: "How else could I rank first in the guest sniping list?"

Smiling, Mu Qiu accepted the compliment, then said: "You flatter me, I must thank Brother Chu Qiu for taking out Sister Guan Yu, and we just happened to find the special 049 card, otherwise, I couldn’t have played."