ryethenovel 330 Made The Same Mistake As Oda
330 Made The Same Mistake As Oda
[Borrowing a sentence from Teacher Six, the crew is going to apologize to the people of the country]
[In order to watch it and immerse myself in the plot, I made a lot of efforts, but all failed. The plot is simply inexplicable, so as long as I watch it with my head, my mind will be full of "What is this?" "What is this?" "What the hell is this?" When I took off the helmet and armor and opened Wushuang on the battlefield with long soft hair, my three views were blown to pieces by this movie]
[Fraudsters of dog days! 1.4 billion investment to shoot such a thing? Did the American guys come to our place to launder money?]
【If I were Hua Mulan, I would draw my sword and kill these bastards!】
[What the hell is Qi? Why don’t you say Chakra? Or Reiatsu? Damn you didn’t learn the essence!]
[Suggest the crew to go back and recite "The Song of Mulan" 800 times for me!]
[Whether the heroine can restore her image depends on Xu Feng's strength
Overwhelming negative reviews have firmly occupied the hot search list for ten years in a week, and there is no trend of going down at all.
The eldest brother Cheng also proposed to Xu Feng, should he take this opportunity to buy some drafts and take advantage of it?
Xu Feng thought about it and decided to forget it.
It is understandable to take advantage of the victory to pursue, but it is too despicable to add insult to injury.
People have been scolded as "103" badly enough.
To be honest, Xu Feng's lip-synching is definitely not right, and the scene layout is wrong. These problems are not harmful.
Even the acting skills of the actors are not the most important.
The point is that there is something wrong with the core idea of this film.
The American guy Xu Feng didn't know how they saw Hua Mulan.
But at least more than a billion viewers spend money to go to the cinema, in order to see on the big screen the legend that only existed in history and dramas before.
What the audience wants to see is that this girl who joined the army in place of her father becomes the most famous heroine in the history of planting flowers by virtue of her positive qualities such as strength, perseverance, and bravery.
To put it simply, Laozi is here to watch Hua Mulan become a hero through her hard work, not to f*** off!
Hmm... In Xu Feng's view, the fairy sister version of "Hua Mu Ban" made the same mistakes as Yu You.
What is Luffy's selling point compared to the protagonists of other hot-blooded comics?
Work hard!
Luffy relies on Nine Tails, Ichigo relies on Xubai, and Monkey King relies on honest blood.
Only Wang Luffy relies on hard work...well, although it feels like he doesn't usually work that hard.
Sun Wukong practiced much more times than him.
In the early stage of playing Laosha, playing vice is mainly to unlock and hang.
Later, it is not installed.
But at least Oda was well controlled in the early stage.
However, when the Nika fruit came out.
It's over, it's over.
Those pirate fans who used to boast about how hard-working Lu Bao is, are like clowns at this moment.
That's no longer opening and hanging, but changing the program for you.
"President Xu, my sister invites you to attend the premiere."
"Huh? Oh, I almost forgot, "White Album" is about to be released."
"Yes, Sister Mi is very happy recently, she thinks that she will replace Liu Yifei as the number one post-85 Huadan.
Hearing Xiao Hei's report, Xu Feng didn't know what to say for a moment.
No. 1 post-85 Huadan?
Is there a bird with this title?
The youngest of your 85-year-olds are all in their third year, and the focus of the capital side has begun to shift to the post-90s, or even the post-95s.
You rookie peck each other's farts.
"I still have to go, but you tell her, don't think about me accompanying her to promote."
Xu Feng felt that it was necessary to give Da Mimi a vaccination.
After meeting with this woman at the premiere, she will definitely try her best to pull herself to accompany her on the road show.
Even the tricks of serving oneself with Fatty can be used.
But Xu Feng has no expectations of how high the box office of "White Album" will be.
The main selling point of this show is the stomachache love triangle.
Xu Feng himself has to admit it, even if it is the script he wrote.
Straight male viewers wouldn't even consider watching this show.
Coupled with Da Mimi and Reba's mediocre acting skills, Xu Feng felt that if he could not lose money, he would be considered a success.
Ma De, since when did Officer Xu become so faceless?
Even if you succeed, the requirements are too low...
The premiere of Damimi's "White Album" is of course not as large as the fairy sister's version of "Mulan".
I don't even look at the lineup of other crews.
The biggest cafes on her side are herself and Fatty.
Can it be compared?
But after hearing that Xu Feng will come to the premiere.
Many people in the circle are very face-saving.
Especially now that Xu Feng is here, the crew of Zhao Jinmai's version of "Mulan" naturally suspended filming.
Big brothers Cheng, Chen Daoming, and Duan Yihong also came to join in the show.
Da Mimi's face burst into smiles.
However, when she saw Zhao Jinmai, her face collapsed again.
Fucking little coquettish fox, Xu Feng asked so many big names to praise her before she was even a teenager.
So angry!
When he was about to enter the arena, Xu Feng glanced at Da Mimi who was looking around, raised his eyebrows and asked:
"What are you looking around for?"
"Liu Yifei hasn't come yet."
"Huh? Did you invite her?"
"Of course, this is when I'm playing majestic, how can I not show it off in front of the enemy?"
Da Mimi asked back with a natural look.
Xu Feng was speechless.
But I also know that Liu Yifei will never come.
Not to mention that she definitely doesn't want to see Da Mimi's proud face.
At present, her "Mulan" has been released for less than two weeks, which is the time when the box office is old.
Now it must be non-stop on the road show.
But how do you say it?
The people who care about you the most are sometimes not your parents, they may be your enemies.
It couldn't be more suitable to use it on Da Mimi and Liu Yifei now.
"Mom, you go to watch the movie about Sao Fox today, record it and take it home for me to watch.
During another road show, Liu Yi secretly said to his mother.
Liu Xiaoli looked shocked.
Girl, are you trying to harm your wife?
If this is seen by the staff, your mother will definitely be on the top of the list.
"I don't have time to watch it by myself, I'm busy with the road show, please mom~"
Liu Yifei said coquettishly.
She wanted to see how much better the movie Xu Feng wrote for that bitch could be than herself.
Seeing Ben San's daughter acting like a spoiled child, Liu Xiaoli thought for the first time whether she should find a man for her daughter.
It’s almost people who start with the word 3, it’s not good to be like a mother, right?
In the screening hall of Xu Feng's premiere, the lights gradually dimmed.
The name of the movie - "White Album" appeared on the big dark screen.
Then, there was a burst of guitar sound.
However, many knowledgeable people in the room immediately heard that the guitar practice was pretty bad.
Under the sunlight at dusk, a college student is practicing guitar in the classroom..
It is Chunxi played by Qiao Zhenyu.
After all, his handsome face coupled with a bully look is very suitable for the hesitant and submissive male protagonist of Asahi's harem.
…
Kitahara Chunxi, who is about to graduate from university, wants to leave some last memories of her student days before leaving campus——
He wanted to be on stage at the final school celebration.
That's why I practice guitar alone, and at the same time I'm trying to get a few people to form a temporary band with myself.
Later, by two chances, he met the school girl Xuecai who likes to sing and the iceberg beauty Dongma who is not close to strangers.
Although the two school beauties rejected him at first, under Chunxi's insistence day and night.
The two girls were also gradually moved, and the three began to get together to practice singing for the upcoming campus celebration.
At the same time, the three of them are slowly getting along with each other, and they have a good impression of each other.
Seeing this, many audience members in the entire theater frowned secretly.
Not to mention ugly.
Many half-dead film critics who were devastated by Liu Yifei's version of "Mulan" only last week saw this and felt that it was compared with the previous one.
This movie is simply divine.
Cough, exaggerated, exaggerated.
Mainly they still felt that this movie did not show Xu Feng's level.
It's been almost half an hour since the broadcast, and I haven't seen anything hot yet.
If it was Xu Feng's last movie "Fate/Zero", the king of fools and guns would fight, okay?
"This movie won't be Xu Feng's first bad movie, will it?"
Many people muttered secretly in their hearts.
To be honest, if we continue to develop at this pace.
This typical love triangle story can barely score 7 points.
But if it is Xu Feng's work, the audience doesn't want to give it 6 points.
Because he is a genius.
Because he is a genius.
That's why the public allowed him to have such a chaotic private life and play with women.
But the price is that he must establish absolute dominance in his works.
If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight!
This sentence couldn't be more suitable for Xu Feng.
Finally, the first breaking point came.
At the university celebration, the trio's performance of 4.4 ignited the audience.
They have undoubtedly succeeded.
However, in the backstage lounge, Chunxi fell asleep due to exhaustion.
Touma looked at the sleeping face of his sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed him.
However, this scene was seen by Xuecai.
Touma quickly fled the lounge shyly.
However, after struggling for a while, Xuecai felt that if she didn't act, Wangxi would be snatched away.
So taking advantage of Dongma's absence and when Chunxi just woke up, Xuecai seized the opportunity to confess to him.
The protagonist, who was originally vacillating between the two women, naturally couldn't hold back when faced with such a cute girl's confession.
The two hugged and kissed backstage.
And this scene happened to be seen by Dongma who was driven back.
The camera only showed Dongma's back.
She watched this scene silently, then turned and left.
At this time, the stomach of the audience was already aching.
"Director Xu, all my kisses are substitutes."
Qiao Zhenyu shivered, and quickly said to Xu Feng.
Xu Feng nodded calmly, "Well, I know you don't have the guts."
Qiao Zhenyu: "……………………"
Feeling underestimated.
Oh, forget it.
It's good not to be hated, otherwise Qiao Zhenyu knew that if Xu Feng missed him, he would die. .