My Super Beautiful Lady Boss

Chapter 1686 - 1772: Golden Chicken Stand



Chapter 1686 - 1772: Golden Chicken Stand

Su Xuan felt a bit awkward inside, wondering if this guy used to compete with his buddies often.In fact, as Su Xuan had predicted, these few buddies, while in the Northern Desert, would kill time when bored, the four brothers would have some fun, competing over the distance of pee. Then the winner would practice the pee technique diligently, now able to pee up to five meters away. This level of skill is quite something.

The winner turned around, unzipped his pants, and in the next moment a stream of water shot out like a water gun, reaching five meters away. Then, quite absurdly, he twisted his butt, making the water stream spin around, creating a wave-like effect.

"..."

Everyone was speechless, and the accompanying woman blushed brightly and quickly turned her face away; it was indeed very awkward.

Zhu Yeqing’s mouth twitched, having the urge to dig a hole and crawl into it. He thought damn it, it’s one thing for us four brothers to have fun with each other when bored, but isn’t this a bit shameless?

"Hahaha, dear brother, please!"

The winner remained very smug.

"Cough cough... Truly an expert, I admit defeat in this round, there’s no way I can match you!"

Su Xuan’s old face turned red.

Hearing Su Xuan’s words, Zhu Yeqing felt the urge to scratch the wall.

"Then let my side propose the challenge for this round. I see one brother is quite steady on his feet, which suggests a solid lower body. How about we play Golden Chicken Stand, one foot in the air, and whoever gets pushed over loses? How about it?"

Su Xuan smiled lightly. Zhu Yeqing looked at Su Xuan and honestly, he had a rather good impression of Su Xuan now. Clever, genuine.

At this time, another man walked out slowly. He called himself Iron-Backed Bear, who had been focusing on leg exercises for several years, making his lower body skill very solid. Even two adults probably wouldn’t be his match in a contest of strength.

Su Xuan unexpectedly suggested such a competition, which obviously seemed to favor them. Zhu Yeqing was increasingly intrigued by Su Xuan, thinking this kid is this confident?

"Alright, I’ll go first!"

Iron-Backed Bear clasped his hands together and then raised one foot. In that instant, his whole body seemed to merge with the Great Desert, even Wang Tieniu, renowned for his strength, saw this and felt unsure he could push this guy over.

Su Xuan chuckled softly. Then, he went to the spot behind him where his foot was planted in the sand, and one kick forced it into a pit. It seemed as though Iron-Backed was standing on the edge of a cliff, with quicksand beneath his feet. Suddenly, Su Xuan spun around, gently pushing him from the front, causing him to fall to the ground, even though his lower body was solid, the problem is the sand beneath him had been disturbed by Su Xuan.

"You cheated again!"

The winner was practically fainting, thinking to himself how this person could be so shameless, this was one obscene trick after another.

"You can do it too!"

Su Xuan said and walked over to a nearby ruin, then leaned against the thick wall and spoke while assuming the Golden Chicken Stand position.

"Come on!"

"..."

Everyone was about to spew blood again, this guy was simply a monster. This was clearly cheating but there was helplessly no way for someone to point it out, given the game rules stated pushing from the front, and now Su Xuan was leaning against a stone wall. Unless you had enough power to push the wall down, it was impossible to shove him.

"Dear brother, indeed tight-knit in thoughts, I concede defeat!"

Iron-Backed Bear said with a serious face, he lost indeed with humility and acknowledged the loss was due to mental prowess rather than physical prowess, there’s nothing to say.

"For the final round, you propose the challenge!"

Su Xuan smiled lightly. If he won this round, the four of them would be his men; Su Xuan had already cast a greedy gaze on them.

"Dear brother, indeed is very clever. Since that’s the case, I’ll be direct. The previous contests were won using cunning, could we have a match in direct combat for this last one? If you win, my brothers and I are willing to follow you!"

This man wielded a long spear, named Yang Yanlang, said to be a successor of the Yang Family Spear, also skilled in Wulang Bagua Stick. He was quite curious seeing Su Xuan’s prowess earlier.

"Agreed!"

Su Xuan looked at Yang Yanlang with a frankly appreciative smile. He actually liked these four very much. They were straightforward and once taken under his wing, would be dependable.

Yang Yanlang stood firm, holding the spear in his right hand. Suddenly, he spun a circle on the ground, just like using a compass, directly drawing a circle on the ground with a radius of at least two meters.

"My rule is whoever leaves this circle first, loses!"

Yang Yanlang looked at Su Xuan, showing an expression of determination in his eyes.

Su Xuan’s face showed a slight smile; he knew Yang Yanlang wanted a real fight. He wasn’t satisfied with the shock of Su Xuan’s forty-meter sword earlier.

"Alright then!"

Su Xuan handed the Heroic Sword to Luo Tianyi and then walked into the circle.

"You’re not using a weapon?"

"Haha, the Heroic Sword is too sharp; it’s not something your weapon can withstand!"

Su Xuan said rather calmly; he knew among these four, possibly Yang Yanlang was the most formidable in combat. Therefore, to assume control over them, this person was pivotal, and it couldn’t solely rely on brains, but should exhibit dominance in Martial Arts.

"Haha... You’ll need a sword; otherwise, you’re no match for me!"

Yang Yanlang confidently said, believing Su Xuan’s forty-meter sword shadow was indeed formidable. But as a swordsman, without a sword in hand, ultimately, is but a Disability, taking no advantage in this aspect.

"Let’s fight and see!"

Su Xuan casually said, showing no intention of using the sword. Since he was posturing, he might as well posture at a high level.

"What arrogance!"

Yang Yanlang also felt a bit peeved, his long spear twirled quickly, thrusting towards Su Xuan.

Su Xuan’s body flashed swiftly, already appearing behind him.

"The speed is slow; remember, your opponent, even if just a child, is still an opponent and shouldn’t be underestimated!"

Su Xuan said as he gestured with a knife hand at his neck, making a motion.

"If I wanted to kill you, you’d already be dead!"

Yang Yanlang felt a sense of shock inside; he hadn’t expected Su Xuan’s speed to be that fast.


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