ryethenovel Chapter 12
Chapter 12
"Eat well!"
"Your Highness, this thing is a divine thing!" Shangguan Waner recommended.
"Is it so magical?" Wu Zetian was skeptical.
"It's true," said Shangguan Waner, and picked up two more strings to eat.
"Wan'er, pay attention to the image." Wu Zetian frowned, but she thought about how delicious this thing is because it is so small.
Click.
As soon as she bit it, Wu Zetian's expression changed.
An unspeakable feeling filled my mouth.
"Your Highness, didn't Wan'er lie to you?" Shangguan Wan'er smiled when she saw Wu Zetian's expression.
"The sacred thing, the sacred thing, is indeed a sacred thing." Wu Zetian bit it one by one, regardless of her reserve.
It looks like I haven't eaten for three days.
"Slow down, slow down, don't choke." Jiang Yichu was speechless.
Isn't it just some mutton? It's also a sacred thing.
Make it look like you haven't seen the market.
Seeing that the heat was almost over, Jiang Yichu took out cumin pepper and sprinkled it gently on the mutton kebab.
The original juicy mutton smell began to be pungent.
"Immortal, what is this?" Wu Zetian secretly wiped the corners of her mouth.
"This is seasoning. It will be more delicious when sprinkled on it." Jiang Yichu bit.
"More delicious?" Shangguan Waner's eyes lit up one day and secretly glanced at Wu Zetian.
"See what I do, eat if you want!" Wu Zetian said calmly.
"Yes, your highness." Shangguan Waner thanked happily, picked up the barbecue and began to eat.
Sure enough, the smell of seasoning overflowed at the first entrance, making her heart beat.
"Holy thing, holy thing, your highness, try it quickly."
With her previous experience, Wu Zetian did not wait. She picked up a beautiful one and ate it.
One, two.
At the beginning of eating, she could still guarantee the majesty of the queen, but as she became more and more addicted, the majesty had long disappeared.
"Delicious, delicious, immortal, please accept my worship!" Wu Zetian had enough to eat and drink and solemnly saluted Jiang Yichu.
Shangguan Waner was stunned.
The empress is above ten thousand people. As a result, she is now like a young man's luggage.
"Oh, the performance is quite similar, flat." seeing her like this, Jiang Yichu is also the top of the opera, laughing.
Wu Zetian was stunned.
Worthy of being a fairy, the reaction is so calm.
"Have enough to eat and drink. Let's have some activities after dinner." Jiang Yichu said.
"Immortal, what do you want to play?" Wu Zetian's eyes lit up.
"Let's play against the landlord alone." Jiang Yichu took out a deck of playing cards from his backpack.
"Fighting the landlord? What do you mean?" Shangguan Waner thought for a long time, but she didn't think of anything. She looked at Wu Zetian.
According to her idea, the queen knows astronomy and geography. She must know what this means.
But to her disappointment, Wu Zetian shook her head: "it's the first time I've heard about fighting landlords."
"Your Highness doesn't know?" Shangguan Waner was stunned. Is there anything in the world that the queen doesn't know?
"Come on, I'll tell you about fighting landlords..." Jiang Yichu talked for a long time and demonstrated with his playing cards.
Fortunately, their IQ was not low and they soon understood.
"Immortal, I understand. Let's start quickly." Wu Zetian said expectantly.
She had a hunch that fighting the landlord must be fun.
"Slow, it's boring just to play. It's good to add money." Jiang Yichu didn't worry about licensing.
"Add money?" Wu Zetian stopped talking and looked at Shangguan Waner.
"Wan'er, you can bring money this time."
Shangguan Waner's face changed. She quickly knelt down and apologized: "Your Highness, it's too urgent to come out this time. The money on her body has long disappeared."
"So now I'm penniless!"
"Penniless?" Wu Zetian sighed lightly.
Thinking of the emperor of Zhou Dynasty, she didn't expect to get revenge for money one day.
Shangguan Waner clearly saw Wu Zetian's mind. She didn't want to sweep away her Highness's elegance. She asked, "immortal, I don't know if I can write an IOU? I'll give it back after I leave the island."
"Write an IOU? Yes, come on, one hundred." Jiang Yichu nodded slightly and began to deal cards.
"A hundred dollars?" Shangguan Waner's face changed slightly.
Although she is Wu Zetian's personal secretary, her monthly service is only more than 700 yuan. With the rate mentioned by the immortal, she can't afford to play at all.
Wu Zetian was also a little surprised. She didn't expect the immortal to play so much.
"Why? Can't you afford a hundred?" Jiang Yichu looked at them and said.
"This..." Shangguan Waner was surprised. The immortal is worthy of being immortal. Money is so light.
Just as she wanted to explain, Wu Zetian waved her hand and said bluntly, "Wan'er, don't worry. I'll pay your share. Let's start."
"OK." Shangguan Waner was moved and nodded heavily.
"Don't call the landlord." Jiang Yichu looked at the card in his hand.
Having understood the rules of the game just now, Shangguan Waner coughed and deliberately gave up the landlord to his highness.
"I don't call either."
"If you don't call, I'll take the position of landlord." Wu Zetian said and picked up the three cards.
"The landlord dealt the cards first." Jiang Yichu winked at Shangguan Waner.
But to his embarrassment, Shangguan Waner sat with her eyes closed as if she hadn't seen it.
An ominous hunch, rise!
.........
"Xiao Shang, what are you doing? Why are you pressing me? You should fight the landlord." Jiang Yichu was stunned.
"Cough, immortal, I'm sorry I have the wrong number. Pay attention next time." Shangguan Waner laughed.
.........
"Come on, come on, press her, press her." Jiang Yichu urged.
"Immortal, I can't bear it." Shangguan Waner said wrongfully.
Poof!
A mouthful of old blood gushed from Jiang Yichu's mouth.
You're making fun of me? I can't hold a ten.
.......
Next, with the help of Shangguan Waner intentionally or unintentionally, Wu Zetian had only one card left: "immortal, it seems that I have to go first."
"Your Highness is worthy of your highness, and playing poker is easy." Shangguan Waner praised.
"You forced me!" Jiang Yichu was unwilling to admit defeat and his brain ran crazy.
Soon, his eyes lit up, looked at the three cards in his hand and deliberately played Xiao Wang.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Wang came out, Shangguan Waner deliberately let Wu Zetian go first and didn't play cards.
But when Wu Zetian arrived, she was stunned.
"No, it's too fast. It's hard to forget the small one."
"Admit defeat!" Jiang Yichu went straight out of the pair and ended the war.
"Immortal is worthy of being immortal. I admire her unpredictable ability." Wu Zetian said sincerely.
Shangguan Waner also threw a card and said, "Hey, it's all like this. You can't win the immortal."
"Don't hold it, write the IOU quickly, double 100, turn 10 times, that's 1000! Write it quickly." Jiang Yichu calculated.